Sung to the the tune of “She’ll Be Comin’ Round the Mountain.”
They’ll be comin’ down Amnicola when they come.
They’ll be comin’ down Amnicola when they come.
They’ll be comin’ down Amnicola; they’ll be comin’ down Amnicola;
They’ll be comin’ down Amnicola when they come.
They’ll be drivin’ cash-for-clunkers when they come.
They’ll be drivin’ cash-for-clunkers when they come.
They’ll be [...]

Overheard in the lobby of the IMC:
Instructor:  So, if you turn in that paper by 9:00 tonight, you might pass.
Student:  Oh, thank you so much!  I will get right on it ’cause the library is open until 9:00 tonight, and I can work on it there and submit it to my drop-box.  My home computer [...]